A Quick Post From Ms. Nalia and Ms. Salem #1
aka Princess/Bringer of Chaos and Grooming (Nalia) and Queen/Shadow Ninja (Salem)
Both Ladies: Meow! Meow! Meow!
<Runs around doing zoomies and cat things. Somehow end up at laptop and start typing with some accuracy>
Nalia: Thanks so much to everyone who’z following our human mama’z page! We’re…oh, I see something that mama doezn’t see-I gotta go check it out!
*Runs off* *Meow!*
Salem: To finish my psycho littermate’z sentence-We…dsajfkhdskgfdjiu…Dammit Nalia! djskalj…Stop it!dsfd I swear!…Huuuuumannnn!!!! *Meeeooowww!!!*
*Human/Mama sighs and shakes her head*
Human/Mama: You two, I swear! *Starts laughing* Aight, I’ll give y’all some treats if y’all will stay on track for 1 full minute!"
Nalia: Treatz! She said treatz!
Salem: *Looks at human with suspicion*
Human/Mama sings: Salen baby, you know I wouldn’t lie to you about treats, or anything else!
Salem: Treatz for one minute of focused attention?
Human/Mama: Yupperz!
Salem: Hmmmm….
Human/Mama: It’s a good deal…better take it…Queen!
Nalia: Treatz! Treatz! Treatz!
Salem: Show ‘em, now pleaze…
Human/Mama: *Brings out treats plus Churu squeezable*
Both Ladies: Treatz! Treatz! Treeeeaaatzzzz!!!
Both Ladies: Djfdosiauouern! fdjsoaiuotreae! nfdjsaoh…jfdosahoearouhjkfkew!
<Thank you humanz that we will probably not ever meet (scratch that-as of this post, we do personally know one of the humanz subscribed to…uhm…whatever our human iz doing…)! We very much appreciate y’all and we hope that you’ll tell your own favored humanz and furkidz about diz…uhm…Human!…we’z meanz, Mama, what’z diz ding we’z typin’ on again?>
Human/Mama: …a laptop…?
Both Ladies: No, silly!
Salem: The thing with the off-light-
Nalia: purplish wall?
<Website only, purplish background can’t be seen from email *Tears*>
Human/Mama: Subst…waaaiiiit…how do you know about colors?
Salem: Human, we know plenty of…dingz!
Nalia: Yeah, like your favorite color is purple, even though you go to a school where the colorz aren’t purple!
Human/Mama: …I feel like I should be scared right now, but I’m also more curious and have so many questions…anyways, Substack-the thing you’re typing on using somewhat amazingly correct words with some spelling mistakes…curious and curiouser…
Both Ladies: We very much appreciate y’all and we hope that you’ll tell your own favored humanz and furkidz about diz…uh…dizuh…Substack! Yeah, tell ‘em about diz Substack so that we can haz more treatz! And cheezeburgerz!
Human/Mama: …How the hell do you two know about the cheezeburgerz memes?!?
Nalia: We eatz, we playz…
Salem: We napz, we watchz…
Both Ladies: and we knowz stuffz!
Nalia: Now, about our agreement?!?
*Both look at Human Mama with big, yellow eyez*
Human/Mama: Alright, Ms. Princess and Ms. Queen, here’s yo treats babies!
Both Ladies: She’s the bestest human mama everz!!!
Human/Mama: Awww, you adorable little sh-furballs warm my heart 1000x over <3…even when y’all are acting up <3
Salem: Oh shit…she’s coming in for the cuddles! Must…escape! Noooo…oh, wait, this is nice…kind of…*puuurrrr*
*Does not escape in time, unintentionally lets out a happy purr as human gives Salem kisses on her head, and then signals to the human that she’s done cuddling…for now…and is put on the couch*
Nalia: Hey!!! Whenz it my turn?!?
Human picks up Nalia: Happy now, princess?
Nalia: Yes! *Smiles and snuggles in humans’ arms before signaling that she’s done cuddling…for now…and is also put on the couch*
*Human/Mama sits back down in her chair and the ladies get comfy and take a short catnap while Human/Mama attempts to fix the spelling mistakes, but leaves a few just for funsies*
<Pic of me and my babies from this weekend! Nalia is sharing my her chair with me and Salem is trying to blend in with my her couch!>
Human/Mama: I hope all of you Musers had a fantastic weekend, and I hope y’all have a fantastic week and upcoming weekend! Carpe Diem and Huzzah my dear friends!
Both Ladies: Dfidosauoe!fjodahrehe!iorewoairh! <What the human said!>
You’re so so welcome sweetheart! Keep up the great work 💕
Haha this is so so great! In awe of your awesomeness 😻